MALAPERT: impudent, outspoken, lively. From
Shakespeare. Defined as an adjective, I argue that a malapert person is a malapert.
As a malapert, I have long reserved the right to be snide, sarcastic and snarky, and to practice satire until I get it right.
Osama
bin Laden wants Americans to be afraid. Our fearmakes him more powerful. He spews lies, crazy threats and dire predictions to spread fear and keep his power--such as it is.
Glen Beck wants Americans to be afraid. He spews lies, crazy threats and dire warnings to build his audience--such as it is. Spreading fear and lies has made him rich and powerful.
So what's the difference--other than the beard?
BUMPERSTICKER SENTIMENTS
-thoughts worthy of a bumper sticker.
Make your own. Amuse your friends. Piss some people off.
FOX IS RABID -Put it down before it spreads
more madness.
GLEN BECK -Proof Clown College Pays
THAT HOPEY-CHANGEY STUFF WORKS FINE FOR ME!
BEING LOUD AND MAD DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT
NAME THE LAST TIME THE CONSERVATIVES WERE RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING
LIZ CHENEY -DICK LIGHT
MICHELLE BACHMAN -So there's affirmative action for the criminally stupid?
SARAH PALIN -Failure, Quitter, Liar. You Betcha!
Maybe drugs ARE bad -look at what they did to Rush's brain!
HATING WHAT AMERICA IS NOW IS HATING AMERICA
RANTING ABOUT:
Supreme Court/Corporate Campaign Financing
Bipartisanship
Contact Malapert
All contents copyright Malapert Playground 2010
Make one of my slogans into a bumper sticker for yourself, bravo.
Make them and sell them and I get a cut. It's only fair, right?
Odds are I make less than you.
GLEN BECK -Proof Clown College Pays
THAT HOPEY-CHANGEY STUFF WORKS FINE FOR ME!
BEING LOUD AND MAD DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT
NAME THE LAST TIME THE CONSERVATIVES WERE RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING
LIZ CHENEY -DICK LIGHT
MICHELLE BACHMAN -So there's affirmative action for the criminally stupid?
SARAH PALIN -Failure, Quitter, Liar. You Betcha!
Maybe drugs ARE bad -look at what they did to Rush's brain!
HATING WHAT AMERICA IS NOW IS HATING AMERICA
RANTING ABOUT:Supreme Court/Corporate Campaign Financing
Bipartisanship
Contact Malapert
All contents copyright Malapert Playground 2010
Make one of my slogans into a bumper sticker for yourself, bravo.
Make them and sell them and I get a cut. It's only fair, right?
Odds are I make less than you.